Friday, September 29  

Auto-response Examples for You To Use

Auto-response Examples for You To Use

My wonderful friend Chelsea McLean (that's her left), the best publicist in Queensland bar-none, is off on a holiday.

Chelsea asked me to set up her auto-response email message for whilst she is away. She gave me 9 options.

The Top 9 Options
1. Thanks for your email. IÂ?m overseas on holidays until Tuesday 17 October.

2. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I
fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.

3. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything
at all.

4. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from holiday on 4 April. Please be patient and your
mail will be deleted in the order it was received.

5. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99
for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.

6. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is
unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try
sending again.

(The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how many
in-doh-viduals did this over and over).

7. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing
system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in
approximately 19 weeks.

8. I've run away to join a different circus.

9. I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical
reasons. When I return, please refer to me as "Margaret" instead of "Steve".

Personally I liked # 6. But Chelsea wouldn't let me use that one. Kill joy!

Brendon