The Funniest Joke Ever Told......But No One Laughed
Well, that's not entirely true - the bit about no one laughing I mean.I laughed my head off. But then again I was the one that told the joke, so maybe that's no real indication!
The Local Midwife Would Make Clothes For The Babies
At dinner on Friday night Lyn was telling the story of how her mother used to be the midwife in a small country town and used to ride her bike from patient to patient to deliver babies.
The town was pretty poor and to help out the new mothers, Lyn's mother would get empty flour sacks and cut them up and make clothes out of them for the children.So I asked, "These children who wore the flour sacks as clothes.....did they raise themselves?"
Boom, boom.
Brendon "Laugh a Minute" Sinclair
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Mmmmmmm, most flour here is self raising flour I think (not much of a cook).
Your wife must have the same sense of humour as my wife - not a good one...because that is (I contend) without question the funniest thing a human being has ever said!
:o)
Cheers
Brendon