The Funniest Copywriting Ever?? And How To Ensure You'll Be Sleeping In The Spare Bedroom 101
I don't want to turn this into the funniest blog ever.......but.....
I've been writing a client's web site. His business name is Abacus XXXXXX.I'm writing some sales copy and I've just written:
"... contact our friendly team on xxxx xxx xxx and we'll take great care of you - you can count on Abacus!"
Ha!
On a more serious/somber note:
My wife has just come back from dinner with friends (it's 10.45 pm).
I said, "Oh hun, your mascara has run. You've got big black spots under your eyes.....you look like a raccoon."
You've already guessed, haven't you?
Yep.
She wasn't wearing any mascara.
Those black eyes happen when she gets tired.
I could well be the world's most stupid man.
I'll be sleeping alone tonight.
On that sad note I'll sign off.
Cheers
"Brendon The Subtle" Who Has Foot In Mouth
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