Hear Those Footsteps Boys?? That's Me!
Look, I don't want to beat around the bush. I'll tell you straight.
Compared to me, pretty boy personal development motivational speaker Craig Harper is, well, ummmm, eerrrrrr.........................a wee little nancy boy.I had lunch with him and his mate Johnnie in Melbourne a few weeks back.
The boys got a bit jealous when I took my shirt off and flexed a bit during lunch.
Sure, we were sitting outside on the footpath and it was 4 degrees, but I was HOT!! If you know what I mean.
I heard a few gasps (of delight I'm pretty sure) and I got more than 1 or 2 passing looks (heh, I'm an attractive guy, what can I say?) - and it doesn't matter if they were guys looking.
Still counts as a look.
Attractive is attractive.
The final straw for Craig was when I beat him in an arm wrestle - maybe it was because he was giving himself a manicure at the same time as arm wrestling, I'm not sure.
Anyway, these 2 weedy look punks from the big smoke (seriously, how can guys built like matchsticks run a freaking personal training centre???) are in for another beating from Brendon.
Take a look here.
Yep, the list of the top 100 Australian blogs.
Me # 51.
Craig & Johnnie (or Bill and Ben the Flowerpot Men as I like to call them) # 50.
Look out laddies, here I come!
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We love ya really Craig. Not so sure about Johnnie though. I once heard he puts on a frock when he's behind the camera of Craig's video blogs.
Nah, Johnnie doesn't put on a frock behind the camera. That's what he comes to work in.
Looks great in heels, too.
Brendon