Wednesday, March 26  

Jamie Harrop Gets It Half Right

Jamie Harrop is a well known young entrepreneur and blogger.

He's a nice guy.

But sometimes, just sometimes, he needs a word in his ear.

And heh......I'm here to help and provide that word in his ear.

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Dear Jamie

Firstly congratulations on part of this blog post:

http://www.jamieharrop.com/2008/03/24/my-friends/

I agree, particularly, with this part, when you are describing Craig Harper "...the most ugly life coach that the world has to offer"

Jamie, I've met the bloke (that's him left) and, amazingly, he's even uglier in real life than he is in photos.

Don't even get me started on Johnny his mate (who actually runs the show)!

Johnny Up For Lead Role In Mission Impossible

Johnny's job is to make Craig (left) look good - I reckon that must just about make him eligible for the lead role in the next Mission Impossible.

But Jamie...Jamie, Jamie, Jamie.

That's all fine. But what's up with this crap of mentioning me below Craig?
Are you serious??!

The True Measure Of A Man

Has he written a book? Sure. About 10.
But Jamie........the true worth of a book (and a man) is in how much that sucker weighs!

My book weighs about 12.5 kgs. Rainforests have been cut down to print that book.
How many rainforests has Craig caused to be cut down?

Not as many as me, I bet!
That's the true mark of a man.

Let's take another look, Jamie:

• Brendon
• Craig

B
C

B comes before C in the alphabet, Jamie.

Don't get me wrong mate. I agree with you, as thousands of others would, when you say about me (and I quote) "........how beautiful he is."

I am an attractive man Jamie (that's me on the right), make no mistake about it.

But I just feel a little uncomfortable in you declaring your love for me like this on a public forum.

Mate, it's probably time to get a girlfriend.....I'm married.

It's only the goodness of my heart and the purity of my soul that allows me to forgive the unforgivable: mentioning bloody Craig Harper before me.

To err is human (that's you, Craig and Johnny). To forgive, divine (that's me).

All the best Jamie - if you want to run any other blog posts past me for proofing before you make live, don't hesitate to ask. I'm here to help ;o)

Cheers.

Brendon

P.S: Don't want to say you blokes have big egos or anything, but let's take a look at our main domain names:

1. Jamie Harrop - Jamieharrop.com
2. Craig Harper - Craigharper.com.au
3. Brendon Sinclair - Tailored.com.au

Mmmmmmmmmm.

2 words fellas:

maniacs
ego

Not necessarily in that order.