I’ve learned quite a bit from hookers before.
Business stuff.
Not sex stuff. ;o)
Lately it’s been Charlie Sheen who has been a fricking ROCKSTAR at demonstrating how business works with lesson after lesson that can be applied to any business.
Not just the business of crazy.
So what exactly can we learn from Charlie Sheen?
Well, tons obviously ;o) – from how to keep 2 live in girlfriends, how to be bi-winning and (my personal favourite) why you need to stop pretending you’re not special.
Okay, let’s take a look at the best of Charlie’s lessons.
Be Outrageous/Different Gets You Noticed
Slagging off your boss in a public forum, having 2 live in girlfriends, going on a drug/porn star bender, calling yourself a warlock.
That stuff gets you attention:
- Massive ratings
- A world record for fastest Twitterer to 1 million followers
- 10 sold out 1 man shows
The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
The old saying that there’s no such thing as bad publicity – Charlie Sheen is proving that old cliche correct.
It’s a very cluttered market out there – get above the pack and get noticed. Like Charlie.
You Can Get Away With Any Crap…………..If You’re The One Making Everyone Loads Of $$$
No matter what business you’re in you can do just about anything if you’re the one making all the money.
Say this about your boss: “If sad and stupid had a smell attached it would be you, F— Lorre. It’s perfect your name rhymes with suck, muck……… Behind your narcissism, your greed, your hatred of yourself and women? Which person are you cowering behind for cover? I see you, moron, behind that plastic smile, behind your need to be liked.”"
“Can you smell the lies, can you smell the carnage you’ve created? Can you smell the wimpy, scared child you’ll never have the courage to embrace?”
Check. Charlie said all that and more about Chuck Lorre, creator and writer of the hit TV series Two and a Half Men.
Call your co-star a “……………..turncoat, a traitor, a troll.”
Check. That’s what he said about fellow Two and a Half Men star Jon Cryer.
But here’s the thing.
None of it matters. Not one little bit.
Money Talks Louder Than Charlie Sheen
Because money talks.
And it talks louder than anything Charlie Sheen in his drug addled or screwed mind can ever say.
The studio execs will try, man will they try, to get Charlie back to shoot another season or 2 of Two and a Half Men.
“…………………..he makes us hundreds of millions of dollars”
As one of the studio execs said early on in Charlie’s train wreck “What can we do? He shows up to work, on time. He’s polite, and he makes us hundreds of millions of dollars.”
Unless Charlie’s now psychotic because of drug use, he’ll be back on his TV comedy Two and a Half Men by the end of the year.
Review All Revenue Streams (or “Cashing in on Crazy”)
I love the term revenue streams.
Makes me sound educated!
All it means is you get as much money you can from as many different places you can.
Like Charlie is doing to ca$h in on his huge surge in fame/interest.
Sheen announced a 1 man show, “My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat is Not An Option”.
Within 18 minutes the initial shows offered for sale had sold out.
He’s adding more shows as fast as he can.
That’s $7 million to Charlie.
Charlie has signed with Ad.ly marketing agency – they specialise in Twitter and Facebook promotions.
That’s another $1 million for Charlie.
Add In The Merchandising
Then there’s the merchandise he’s developing – wait for the t-shirts, caps, etc, etc, etc!
Charlie’s cashing in.
And you can too by following Charlie’s simple lessons – okay, now off you go and start partying like a rockstar!
Cheers
Brendon
Cheers,
