I have 32 people following me on Twitter.
One of them is the Prime Minister of Australia.
I knew I’d have the ear of the PM one day……after all, his right hand man (Alister Jordan – chief political adviser) is an old New Town High boy like me.
Only not quite as old and smarter than me. But not funnier.
All New Town High boys are smart and tough. Smart enough to have an all-girls school across the road from our all boys school.
Tough enough that our unofficial school sporting team song was:
We are the boys from the blue triangle
Every team we meet we mangle
Roll ’em, bowl ’em, kick ’em in the eye
We are the boys from New Town High